My friending policy - I don't friend back automatically - tell me who you are!
My discussing Dan's bits policy - in rhyme, courtesy of florahart...
The topic you mention is every way wrong, So listen, my child, to my little song: Dan's genital area, even on stage, Is not for discussion, and now I have rage. Please cease to be asking, and also, please leave; It's clear your brain's set to not quite receive, For I have been clear, it's a play; it is art. I won't discuss bits; I will discuss heart.
Disclaimer: Since much of what I write and post here is fanfic, I hereby acknowledge that I am borrowing the work of the original authors. The characters, situations, and worlds remain their intellectual property and I do not make any profit or return whatsoever on my writing. Furthermore, what I write is fiction. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. [very grown up disclaimer borrowed from celandineb]